There are 8 chat rooms in MSP. Each have their own qualities, bad and-who am I kidding chat rooms SUCK xD Here's a guide to all of them:
Cafe
- Noobs
- People standing around doing LITERALLY NOTHING. Like, it's called a CHAT room. CHAT!
- 99.9% girls
- ONLINE DATERS EVERYWHERE HIDE YO KIDS HIDE YO WIFE
- There's a 1 in 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000 chance there's a legitimate non-noob, cool, decent person there. (No, that doesn't mean you.)
- Random friend requests from girls
- People begging you for gifts. I'm like "BISH I PAYED FOR DIS VIP WITH MAH OWN MONEY FOR ME AND ONLY ME. I AINT BUYING NO GIFTS FOR YOU. I DONT EVEN KNOW YOU. Wait seriously how'd you find me O_O"
Skate Park
- This is the breeding ground for *sigh* wannabes. They try to act "cool" and look "cool" when you know they just joined today and look RIDICULOUS.
- People are legitimately cool people you actually want to talk to (very rare though.)
- Fakers
- While this is unheard of for most people, people actually *dun dun dun* talk. And not that dating crap. Legitimate conversations.
- Wannabes
- FAKER EMOS. EVERYWHERE.
- Did I mention fakers and wannabes?
- ONLINE DATERS. EVERYWHERE.
- Actually legitimate emos.
Cinema
- Currently non-existent. Because you know, we always NEEDED a room for the current theme.
Beach
- ONLINE DATERS. EVERYWHEREEEEEEEEE THERE'S NO ESCAPING YOU'RE OWN YOUR OWN PAL. LIKE SERIOUSLY, THIS ISN'T FREAKING EHARMONY, IT'S A KIDS GAME.
- Rapists.
- Strippers.
- Hoes.
- Whores.
- Pedophilles.
- Random shirtless people (not just guys o.o)
- Noobs who don't even know what noob means.
- 100% girls looking for boyfriends when there aren't even guys there.
- Random friend requests.
- "Wishy plz im por"
VIP Club
- That one room you always wanted to get into and when you did you realized practically everyone there was a snobby jerk so you pretty much forgot it existed.
- You finally got that outfit that cost a ton of starcoins. So you go into the chat rooms to show it off. What do you see in the chat room? People who look 10x amazinger (is that a word?) then you and you back to needing more starcoins and hating yourself. Thanks. ;-;
- ONLINE DATER FREE! JK THATS NOT POSSIBLE ON MSP XD
- Legitimate cool people. Not fakers. People 1000x more better then you so you friend them and then look at all their looks and buy half of them and then they officially become your senpai and hope they notice you one day. (Am I the only one?)
- Self-doubt basically.
Mall
- Wait people actually go here?
Pet Park.
- You only go here to get starcoins from people's pets. Although you eventually realize your not getting any coins and just go to Pump or Mybeau's house. (Admit it, we've all done it.)